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Total-Geeks love Dim Sum!

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All new total-geek merchandise!!!

Who doesn't love dim sum? we here at total-geek can't get enough of the cute little packets of yumminess and to celebrate we've created a whole new range of merchandise!

Lookit the poor lil dumpling. aww, don't worry-it'll be happy in your tummy!

And whilst you're shopping, don't forget to check out the range of iGeek merchandise-we all know an iGeek, who spends their time lovingly caressing their iGadget, browsing the web on their iPhone, when really there's a perfectly good full sized high definition computer monitor feet away...

Yeah, I want one.

Let's go shopping!

Sci-Fi Geek Coffee Mug and Shirts

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"tzeew... tzeew..." you KNOW you've always wanted a laser sword. Admit it. Can't call yourself a geek if you don't!!! And also, if you've secretly done one of those little hand-waves before you walk through automatic doors... "tzeew..."

Why not celebrate your Sci-Fi Geekiness by having it emblazoned on your coffee mug and shirt? No one will be game enough to take your mug again for fear of you using some secret sci-fi mind trick on them!!! "This is not the mug you were looking for...." :P

The Sci-Fi Geek design is available on both mens and ladies shirts and soon to be on other merchandise as well.

Just head over to our online shop and buy one now!

Total-Geek shop is now open!

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The official total-geek shop is OPEN FOR BUSINESS and it looks AWESOME.

Look to your left: there's a button that says "Shop." By some miracle of programming and cyber-space magic-ness, if you click on it, it'll take you to the totally amazing total-geek shop where you can find just about EVERYTHING a little geek could want to express their inner geekiness!!

By the way, if you click on the big picture on the right of the homepage, that'll take you to the shop too. Go Figure.

Something really important to realise: EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT is Completely Customisable. What does that mean? well, if you don't like the style of shirt the pic is printed on CHANGE IT!!! Choose your style, colour, size, even the placement of the picture itself!!! Take your time to explore the options available, and make sure you get exactly what you're looking for.

We geeks are flexible, you know.

Look at the coffee cups: there are several different styles to choose from! Pick the one you like!!! And the buttons! Choose which size you want! There are tote bags and keyrings! I'm still geeking out about it all.

There are still more total geek designs in the works, including First Person Shooter geek, Linguistic Geek (latin and elvish designs in progress currently), Math Geek and Lab Scientist Geek. The wacom tablet is on FIRE!!!!

Go on...you're curious now aren't you?

Total-Geek Couture

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Total-Geek couture is on the way! The Design team (currently consisting of a single Arty-Geek hunched over her wacom tablet, but we're working on that...) at total-geek.com are churning out Totally-Geeky character designs soon to be emblazoned upon T-shirts, hoodies, mouse pads, MUGS, TOTE BAGS, BUTTONS, POSTERS, THELISTGOESONANDONANDON!!!!!!

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sorry, I get carried away sometimes.

Express your inner geekiness with a Geek on a t shirt! Currently completed designs include Medico-Geek (pathologically gorgeous), Surgeon Geek (sexy in scrubs!), Sci-Fi Geek (boy and girl designs), and little geek. Designs currently on the drawing board are Earthy Geek, Computer geek, and musical geek!

Stay tuned for further updates on where you can preview the Total-Geek designs, and in the meantime, Vote in the Poll and EMAIL US on YOUR suggestions for a Total-Geek character if we haven't got your particular brand of geekiness on the site. At Total-Geek we're all about uniting Geeks from all over this wonderful world and we wouldn't want to leave anyone out.

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Icebreaker Merino Thermals Product Review

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Things have been pretty quiet on the total-geek front, because we’ve been SKIING in NEW ZEALAND!!! (Who’s jealous? :P )

And now that we’re back, we’re here to sing the praises of the stuff that kept us warm and safe. I’ll start with the thermals we bought, which are made by a company called Icebreaker, which makes their apparel from the wool of a breed of sheep called the Merino, and they’re special little sheepies: Super fine Merinos are regarded as having the finest and softest wool of any sheep.

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Total-Geeks love Dim Sum!

Sci-Fi Geek Coffee Mug and Shirts

Total-Geek shop is now open!

Total-Geek Couture

Icebreaker Merino Thermals Product Review

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