1. Every time they get a call, they say "That'll be my iPhone".
2. They will happily wait in line for 5 hours to purchase an iPhone, but get upset about waiting in line at McDonalds for more than 3 minutes.
3. They won't admit that Apple are bigger control freaks than Microsoft.
4. They answer any criticism of the technology with "But it's an iPhone".
5. If you have more than one of them in the same office, they immediately start their own user group.
6. They spend more money on iPhone accessories, than most people spent on their actual phone.
7. They keep showing off web pages on their iPhone (with lots of unnecessary screen tilting), even when you are sitting in front of a perfectly good 17" LCD monitor.
8. They would rather email you a photo of something from their iPhone, rather than walk 3 meters and show you in person.
9. They love showing off the latest inane iPhone application they have downloaded. (ie. Lightsabre noises or the Electric razor application).
10. They all walk around with a smug look on their face while caressing their favourite toy.
